on orders over $100!
on orders over $100!
Soft, chocolate-coated, and nothing like the chalky ones.
Photos from customers. 4,815 reviews so far.
Twelve bars across all eight flavours. By the end of the box, you'll know which one's yours.
Six things, all pronounceable. Here's what each one does.
Whey and milk protein concentrates. That's where the 15g of protein comes from.
Binds and sweetens the bar. FOS is a prebiotic fibre, so some of the sweetness counts as fibre.
A thin coat of milk or white chocolate. It's where most of the 5g of sugar lives.
For texture and a little extra protein. They're the reason the bars contain soy.
A plant prebiotic fibre. With the FOS, it takes each bar to about 4g of fibre.
Oil keeps the bar soft, lecithin and pectin bind it. Any colour is turmeric or a fruit and vegetable extract.
The exact list and numbers for each flavour:
| Per 40g bar | Per serve | Per 100g |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 617kJ (147 Cal) | 1540kJ (368 Cal) |
| Protein | 15.4g | 38g |
| gluten | 0.0g | 0.0g |
| Fat, total | 2.7g | 6.8g |
| saturated | 1.7g | 4.2g |
| Carbohydrate | 8.0g | 20g |
| sugars | 4.9g | 12g |
| Dietary fibre | 4.0g | 10g |
| Sodium | 77mg | 192mg |
Protein Blend [Whey Protein Concentrate (Milk), Milk Protein Concentrate], Syrup Mix (Brown Rice Syrup, Glycerine, FOS Syrup), Compound Chocolate [Sugar, Vegetable Fat, Milk Powder, Cocoa Powder, Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin, 476, 492), Natural Flavours], Soy Crisps [Soy Protein Isolate, Tapioca Starch, Salt], Inulin, Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavour, Sunflower Lecithin, Pectin, Natural Colour (Turmeric).
Contains: Milk, Soy.
May contain almonds, cashews and lupin.
See the full label| Per 40g bar | Per serve | Per 100g |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 625kJ (149 Cal) | 1560kJ (373 Cal) |
| Protein | 15g | 37g |
| gluten | 0.0g | 0.0g |
| Fat, total | 2.9g | 7.2g |
| saturated | 1.8g | 4.6g |
| Carbohydrate | 8.3g | 21g |
| sugars | 4.7g | 12g |
| Dietary fibre | 4.0g | 10g |
| Sodium | 77mg | 191mg |
Protein Blend [Whey Protein Concentrate (Milk), Milk Protein Concentrate], Syrup Mix (Brown Rice Syrup, Glycerine, FOS Syrup), Compound Chocolate (10%) [Sugar, Vegetable Fat, Milk Powder, Cocoa Powder, Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin, 476, 492), Natural Flavours], Cocoa Soy Crisps (Soy Protein Isolate, Cocoa, Tapioca Starch, Salt), Inulin, Cocoa Powder, Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Sunflower Lecithin.
Contains: Milk, Soy.
May contain almonds, cashews and lupin.
See the full label| Per 40g bar | Per serve | Per 100g |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 626kJ (150 Cal) | 1570kJ (375 Cal) |
| Protein | 15g | 37g |
| gluten | 0.0g | 0.0g |
| Fat, total | 2.8g | 7.1g |
| saturated | 1.8g | 4.4g |
| Carbohydrate | 8.4g | 21g |
| sugars | 4.9g | 12g |
| Dietary fibre | 4.1g | 10.3g |
| Sodium | 81mg | 204mg |
Protein Blend [Whey Protein Concentrate (Milk), Milk Protein Concentrate], Syrup Mix (Brown Rice Syrup, Glycerine, FOS Syrup), Compound Chocolate [Sugar, Vegetable Fat, Milk Powder, Cocoa Powder, Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin, 476, 492), Natural Flavours], Soy Crisps [Soy Protein Isolate, Tapioca Starch, Salt], Inulin, Sunflower Oil, Cocoa Powder, Natural Flavours, Sunflower Lecithin, Pectin.
Contains: Milk, Soy.
May contain almonds, cashews and lupin.
See the full label| Per 40g bar | Per serve | Per 100g |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 622kJ (149 Cal) | 1560kJ (373 Cal) |
| Protein | 15.5g | 39g |
| gluten | 0.0g | 0.0g |
| Fat, total | 2.8g | 7.1g |
| saturated | 1.4g | 3.6g |
| Carbohydrate | 7.9g | 19.8g |
| sugars | 4.9g | 12g |
| Dietary fibre | 3.9g | 9.7g |
| Sodium | 79mg | 197mg |
Protein Blend [Whey Protein Concentrate (Milk), Milk Protein Concentrate], Syrup Mix (Brown Rice Syrup, Glycerine, FOS Syrup), White Compound Chocolate (10%) [Sugar, Vegetable Fat, Milk Powder, Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin, 476, 492), Natural Flavours], Soy Crisps [Soy Protein Isolate, Tapioca Starch, Salt], Inulin, Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Sunflower Lecithin, Pectin, Natural Colour (120).
Contains: Milk, Soy.
May contain almonds, cashews and lupin.
See the full label| Per 40g bar | Per serve | Per 100g |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 623kJ (149 Cal) | 1560kJ (373 Cal) |
| Protein | 15.5g | 39g |
| gluten | 0.0g | 0.0g |
| Fat, total | 2.7g | 6.8g |
| saturated | 1.7g | 4.2g |
| Carbohydrate | 8.0g | 20g |
| sugars | 4.9g | 12g |
| Dietary fibre | 4.1g | 10g |
| Sodium | 76mg | 189mg |
Protein Blend [Whey Protein Concentrate (Milk), Milk Protein Concentrate], Syrup Mix (Brown Rice Syrup, Glycerine, FOS Syrup), Compound Chocolate [Sugar, Vegetable Fat, Milk Powder, Cocoa Powder, Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin, 476, 492), Natural Flavours], Soy Crisps [Soy Protein Isolate, Tapioca Starch, Salt], Inulin, Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavour, Sunflower Lecithin, Pectin.
Contains: Milk, Soy.
May contain almonds, cashews and lupin.
See the full label| Per 40g bar | Per serve | Per 100g |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 624kJ (149 Cal) | 1560kJ (373 Cal) |
| Protein | 15g | 38g |
| gluten | 0.0g | 0.0g |
| Fat, total | 2.9g | 7.2g |
| saturated | 1.8g | 4.6g |
| Carbohydrate | 8.3g | 21g |
| sugars | 4.7g | 12g |
| Dietary fibre | 4.0g | 10g |
| Sodium | 77mg | 192mg |
Protein Blend [Whey Protein Concentrate (Milk), Milk Protein Concentrate], Syrup Mix (Brown Rice Syrup, Glycerine, FOS Syrup), Compound Chocolate (10%) [Sugar, Vegetable Fat, Milk Powder, Cocoa Powder, Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin, 476, 492), Natural Flavours], Cocoa Soy Crisps (Soy Protein Isolate, Cocoa, Tapioca Starch, Salt), Inulin, Cocoa Powder, Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Sunflower Lecithin.
Contains: Milk, Soy.
May contain almonds, cashews and lupin.
See the full label| Per 40g bar | Per serve | Per 100g |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 630kJ (151 Cal) | 1570kJ (375 Cal) |
| Protein | 15.3g | 38.3g |
| gluten | 0.0g | 0.0g |
| Fat, total | 2.9g | 7.2g |
| saturated | 1.4g | 3.6g |
| Carbohydrate | 7.9g | 19.8g |
| sugars | 4.8g | 11.9g |
| Dietary fibre | 3.9g | 9.7g |
| Sodium | 78mg | 196mg |
Protein Blend [Whey Protein Concentrate (Milk), Milk Protein Concentrate], Syrup Mix (Brown Rice Syrup, Glycerine, FOS Syrup), White Compound Chocolate (10%) [Sugar, Vegetable Fat, Milk Powder, Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin, 476, 492), Natural Flavours], Soy Crisps [Soy Protein Isolate, Tapioca Starch, Salt], Inulin, Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Sunflower Lecithin, Pectin, Cocoa Powder.
Contains: Milk, Soy.
May contain almonds, cashews and lupin.
See the full label| Per 40g bar | Per serve | Per 100g |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 622kJ (149 Cal) | 1560kJ (373 Cal) |
| Protein | 15.5g | 39g |
| gluten | 0.0g | 0.0g |
| Fat, total | 2.8g | 7.1g |
| saturated | 1.4g | 3.6g |
| Carbohydrate | 7.9g | 19.8g |
| sugars | 4.9g | 12g |
| Dietary fibre | 3.9g | 9.7g |
| Sodium | 79mg | 197mg |
Protein Blend [Whey Protein Concentrate (Milk), Milk Protein Concentrate], Syrup Mix (Brown Rice Syrup, Glycerine, FOS Syrup), White Compound Chocolate (10%) [Sugar, Vegetable Fat, Milk Powder, Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin, 476, 492), Natural Flavours], Soy Crisps [Soy Protein Isolate, Tapioca Starch, Salt], Inulin, Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavour, Sunflower Lecithin, Pectin, Natural Colour (141).
Contains: Milk, Soy.
May contain almonds, cashews and lupin.
See the full labelMade in Tīrau, New Zealand, from local and imported ingredients.
Our newest release. 12g of protein from whey and collagen, prebiotic fibre, 2.5g of sugar, and it tastes like a proper fizzy drink. Normally $4.99 a can. Free with the Mixed Box while stocks last, in the same parcel.
“I genuinely adore these protein bars!! They have the perfect amount of sweetness and are so convenient for a high protein, on-the-go snack.”
“These Nothing Naughty bars are hands down the BEST tasting treat with the best nutritional stats AND made right here in NZ it doesn't get any better than that.”
“Absolute game-changers for our HYROX training - easy on the gut, packed with clean fuel, and a key part of what's powered us through every session.”
“12/10, hands down the best protein bar on the market! Definition of health and happiness all in one little bar!”
A supermarket muesli bar is cheaper. It also has a third of the protein and twice the sugar, and you'll be hungry an hour later.
We make every bar in Tīrau with whey from grass-fed New Zealand cows, brown rice syrup and cocoa, then coat it in chocolate. No artificial colours, flavours or sweeteners. Gluten free. Wrappers go in the soft plastics recycling.
Tell us within 30 days and we'll refund the whole box. There's nothing to send back.
Usually sent the same business day, otherwise the next, from our factory in New Zealand. Shipping to Australia is A$14.95, or free when you order 3 or more boxes.
Gluten free, yes. Vegan, no: they're made with whey and contain milk and soy. Our Plant Protein Bars are the vegan option.
Two each of Pineapple, Chocolate Brownie, Salted Caramel and Raspberry White Chocolate, plus one each of Vanilla Bean, Chocolate Mint Cookie, Flat White and Lime White Chocolate. Twelve bars all up.
In the same parcel as your bars. It goes in your cart automatically while stocks last, no code needed.
If it's not for you, let us know within 30 days and we'll refund you in full. Nothing to send back.